Mischief Managed (what the Glob)
radhomo:

my new favorite color

radhomo:

my new favorite color

when you’re at your friend’s house and their parents order pizza

hxcfairy:

lordofthemings

Check out this sideboob! Does this sideboob turn you on?

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Well it shouldn’t. Because this is THOR SIDEBOOB

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I think you mean well it SHOULD because it’s Thor’s sideboob.

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

marauders4evr:

The Harry Potter movies added many scenes that I disagree with.

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This is not one of them.

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars